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Hey! You! Yes you, dear reader. Are you a zoo? A zoo ally? Do you think zoos are cool or…

Happy post-Halloween to all you zoos and zooettes out there. Hope you had a blast putting on a costume, throwing…

Humans are kinda dumb. Not to be mean if you're a human out there reading this right now, but like,…

It's kinda neat how often conversations around consent seem to spring up when it comes to zoos. I think as…

In the book The Time Traveler's Wife, I find it interesting that things happen once and only once. This is…

The other day me and my partner went out for a walk. We like to take pretty long walks in…

I want to talk a bit about positivity. There's been some discussion recently about how the zoo community has an…

By the way whatever's going on with this online stuff, so many zoosexuals are just living their lives in whatever…

Empathy is pretty neat. It's one of those things that goes rarely discussed, but I would argue it's pretty essential…

Dear Zoosexual, I am disgusted by how you keep looking at my sexy, sexy dog. When we’re walking down the…

You know what's hard? Being a zoophile! (pause for audience applause and laughter). Seriously though, man is it ever an…

Hey there zoofreakles, this is xxxZoophileHater666xxx here. I didn't even have to hack the system this time, that dumbass Tarrow…