Infiltrating An Antizoo Discord Server
Hi my name is Dogteeth I'm a zoophile I like dogs.
This is kind of a secret about me, but, I have had dog partners and loved them. I used to be a moderator in the Zooey Dot Pub Discord server, which was, by the numbers, the biggest zoo chatroom of all time, I think? That got banned a bit ago lmao, but I'm also a moderator of the newer Zooey Dot Pub Matrix. Also I've written a lot of articles for Zooey Dot Pub, the first online lifestyle magazine for zoosexuals! And I like to hang out with zoophiles irl and get pet by them, thanks so much if you're a zoo and have pet me before! I am a pro contact zoo because I am a pro at letting dogs' mouths and my mouth contact each other for slobbery kisses. I also wear a dog collar that has a tag that says STINKY ZOOPHILE on it, and I have put lots of stickers with the zoo pride flag on street poles, and I should also mention that I really really like kissing dogs for real.
So anyways one night I was drinking peppermint flavored vodka that came in a scratch-and-sniff bottle that smelled like toothpaste, and I was asking ChatGPT about whether or not it had any zoophile-positive resources that it could tell me about, and one of the things it suggested to me was the Furry Safeguarding Association.
I laughed for a really long time about this.
See, just from the name, it was SO OBVIOUS to me that "Furry Safeguarding Association" was some kind of ANTI zoo thing, not a "zoo positive resource" like I was asking for.
So anyways I recorded a thirty minute long voice message for a group chat where I was reading all of the text on the website and laughing my ass off.
And then I saw they had a Discord server so I went in that.
In order to get in, I had to pass through an advanced screening and have my zoophilia go undetected. This was very difficult. But I just barely managed to scrape by past even their most challenging tests.
Also I lowkey wanted to get published on their website so once I was in I sent one of the mods a completely made up story about me and my best friend discovering our new roommate was a zoophile.
The mod never did anything with the story though and I didn't want to reveal my hand by dwelling on the matter for too long, so I never got my writing published on their website unfortunately. I will put it after the end of this article though if anyone wants to check it out.
Inside the server it was really boring and mostly nobody talked there.
Still, I kept up my mission to spy for the zoo agenda.
Eventually the FSA made a new Discord server and people actually talked in that one so that was more fun, I liked the new one more for sure.
I stayed in there for a long time undetected.
Then eventually I decided it was time to put all the cards on the table.
I was laughing very hard as this was happening.
I took a moment before being banned from their Discord to reflect on my time spent there.
I think it was time well spent.
Three weeks later I remembered that I was going to write this article, and so I went to their X page to see if there was anything new with them, and it turns out they closed their Discord on the same day I came out as a zoophile there and they haven't posted anything since. W? Not what I was going for. I didn't realize my zoophilia truth nuke would be so powerful.
Their website is really good by the way.
If there actually is still a Discord I would love to know if they ever did a callout on me. That data would be very important information for the zoo agenda. I would add it to our database.
Thank you for reading, and as always, remember to love yourself!
Article written by Dogteeth (January 2026)
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Here's the "true story" I sent to the FSA mod:
It's hard to know where to begin... This is a true story where in the end, I find out someone who was supposed to be my new roommate was actually a zoophile, unbeknownst to me until all of our stuff was already moved in, and the renting agreement was signed. It's a story of someone I thought I could trust, and then they betrayed all of our friendship and everything that we stood for. It's also a story of how lucky I was, in the end, but, we're getting ahead of ourselves at this point. I should begin with how me and Chris and Jared met.
Me and Chris and Jared all originally went to the same high school, and we were all furries, although I didn't know I was one yet!
Me and Chris (my really cool friend who is still my bestie to this day) met on the subway. I know a lot of places kids take a bus, and some kids did get a school bus at my school, but a lot of us also took the subway instead! It was kinda up to our parents or something in part I guess, I never really asked about it in details. But anyways, one day in Freshman year of high school, I was on the subway to school, and I saw another kid with AWESOME fox patches on his backpack! I was really shy still at the time so (this is embarrassing, but...) I took out one of the notecards from my backpack, and I wrote him a note. It said "I like the foxes" and a smiley face. And I kinda waved and handed it to him. And he read it, and looked at me, and he smiled, and then he stood up, and came across and sat right next to me on the subway, and we were best friends ever since.
Chris showed me a lot about "these fox people" (furries) and I grew to love the characters. I started reading lots of the comics, and even got some patches of my own to put on my backpack! Dog patches for me, actually, it turns out it wasn't all just foxes in the fandom, even if the foxes are really cool!
So anyways, fast forward four long years later, and it's senior year. Me and Chris are both 18 now. I had always kind of planned on living with my parents until I graduated, but, one day in Biology (me and Chris went to some of the same classes) during one of the labs, Chris started saying he was moving out now that he was 18, and asking if I wanted to come join him.
An apartment with my best friend? Video games, snacks, and staying up late ALL THE TIME? SCORE!
Of course I agreed. He was really happy I was on board with this, and then he told me about this other “friend” of his that he knew from the internet, Jared…
Look, at first, Jared seemed cool as far as I knew. Chris started an IRC room for the three of us: we all ended up being some of the first people to join Discord, but Discord actually was so new at this point that we still all hadn’t heard of it! IRC was basically the same thing as far as I know, but you didn’t have profile pics, but, at the time that was normal. Jared was a furry too (that was how he and Chris met) and we all stayed up really late night after night sharing furry memes with each other, I remember laying up in bed giggling and giggling about the memes we were sending, and looking forward to this kind of thing being irl in the same apartment.
I never actually met Jared irl until move-in day. Me and Chris showed up, both in our matching tails and arm warmers. We were moving boxes and boxes of stuff from his dad’s borrowed car into our apartment, it was so exciting! And then, on one trip in, we saw someone standing by the apartment door, looking at us. He had really long hair and was wearing Jeans and a yellow tanktop that had some kind of leemur face on the front of it or SOME kind of animal, it was really ugly and hard to tell, no shade on the species itself obviously but the tanktop was all bunched up so the animal face was hard to see. Anyways, Chris kinda awkwardly set down the box he was carrying, and got me to set down mine also, and told me that this was Jared.
At first, I have to be honest, I felt excited all of a sudden. Keep in mind, all I knew so far was that this was the other furry I had been getting memes from! I’m so ashamed and disgusted now to say, but I went right up and hugged him, and he hugged me back (yuck). All three of us moved in our stuff, I didn’t get the chance to talk a lot with Jared yet at this time, because pretty much right after the last of his own stuff was moved in, he said he had to go meet with another friend (OK? But why make plans the same night you’re moving in with people?)
That first night with just me and Chris was SO cool. It was all of the fun I had hoped it would be. We played Beat Saber, cracked jokes, and in the end just stayed up really late chatting and having a nice time. Jared came back in at some point and kinda blew us off, going straight into his room, but then a few minutes later he came back out and started chatting with us for a while too. At this point, he seemed so cool still, he even had a tattoo that he showed us (it was a zeta near his armpit… I didn’t even know what that was yet, he was just the first kid I’d ever known who had a real tattoo…)
Jared then revealed to us that he had a bottle of vodka with him. I had never drank before, I’d never even wanted to try to be honest, but I wanted to make a good impression with Jared, and so without even thinking about it I grabbed the bottle of vodka from Jared and went over to our new kitchen and got out a cup and poured some vodka in, and then drank it. It REALLY stung my throat and I actually fell asleep in the living room then without meaning to.
The next morning I woke up with a headache on the carpet. But that was nothing in comparison to when I stood up, and saw the kitchen table. Oh my goodness, I was on the verge of puking when I saw it… Right on the kitchen table, someone had spilled a whole bunch of spaghetti, with noodles and sauce and everything. At first I thought I was dreaming. "How could that even happen?" It was like an entire pot of spaghetti and sauce, not just a little bit.
And then, I finally realized… the reason it was an entire pot, was because it was left there on purpose, to spell, in spaghetti, (TRIGGER WARNING, ZOOPHILIA:)
Zoo Pride Saves Lives
I tried to think of some good reason that someone might write that on our new table, but I finally had to come to terms with it, Jared was a zoophile all along.
How could this happen? I stood there looking at the pasta on the table saying “oh no no no no no no no no NO, PLEASE, NO…”
I then checked the IRC chat, hoping that maybe there was some kind of good reason for this…
Jared had just left a confession in the chat that he was a zoophile and that he “knew” we would be understanding of his lifestyle.
I actually did go puke.
I was still kneeling in front of the toilet when Chris came to me, with his phone in his hand, and he said he had seen everything too, and he was sorry. He had no idea.
He said he would figure out what to do next, but he asked that I shower and brush my teeth first, so that I had a clean image when we went to talk to the front desk at the apartment place. I did what he asked, making myself as clean and minty fresh as I had ever been in my life, and then we went downstairs.
Chris is REALLY good with talking to people, and without him I don’t think this would have ended well. But, because he kept talking to them, he found out that they (the apartment) had never signed the rental agreement yet, and so they were able to basically fudge that the first night hadn’t happened, and start us from scratch on that day, with just me and Chris on the lease. Normally this would never be allowed, but since Chris was explaining what had happened, the desk staff took our side, and we were able to ‘evict’ our zoo roommate. Me and Chris moved all of his stuff out into the hall while he was out (god know’s where) and then we locked the door and pretended not to be home. Jared knocked for a long time, when he got back, but, after that one time, we never heard from him again.
I am still investigating Chris, to find out that he really didn’t know about Jared from the beginning. I think that Chris is telling the truth that he didn’t, but I want to make sure. I have reported Jared to the authorities, but they so far refuse to do anything about it, but I am still monitoring, and will keep the authorities updated on any developments in this case. I am keeping some details to myself so that I don’t blow the case. But furries are always watching to protect our community and the ones (human and animal) that we hold dear.
