Another Zoophile Exposed
Hello there to all my fans, this is xxxZoophileHater666xxx with another article. At this point, the feeble minded team at "Zooey Dot Pub" has totally given up trying to silence me, and their "leader" "Tarro" has just messaged me to tell me that I can "write whenever I want" and that I "don't need to keep "pretending" to hack us". So here I am. My dedicated fans (hi mom) have been clamoring to ask me if I've heard the news. That *that* guy was exposed as a zoophile. Or, "zoosexual" if we're trying to be woke. And the answer is, of COURSE I knew. It was obvious. The writing was on the wall. The wall, of course, being my zoophile expose corkboard. I've got insider knowledge on almost all the zoophiles out there, all ten or so of them. Even ones that you've never heard of. People like *Brass Bulldog*, who seems like just a normal every day furry robot thing, but who secretly even runs a zoophile podcast!
They try to disguise it by basically never talking about zoo stuff, but then every now and then, like a snake slithering it's evil snakey way into the brains of the audience, one of them will mention something about or , in an attempt to try and subliminally normalize their fetish. Thankfully, I'm much too powerful to be affected by that kind of mental attack, so I can listen safely, but to others beware their corrupting influence. Sure the hosts are fun and enjoyable to listen to, but is it worth your very soul to pay? I think not.
But that's all besides the point! I just wanted to prove my "street cred", although that should be obvious after the report I put out about Eurofurence last year. No, this time I wanted to talk about the newest expose. Another furry shown to be a zoophile. A certified dog kisser, horse sniffer, dolphin flipper, or whatever. To me, it's shocking that it took this long for them to get exposed! I mean, it was pretty clear to anyone that took the profession of zoophile hunting seriously.
First of all, have you **SEEN** the way they talked about animals? God, it made me so mad. Half of their tweets are about "respecting animal autonomy" and about how they try and be considerate of the needs of the animals in their lives. That's classic zoophile behavior. Everyone knows that animals are just objects, to pretend that we should care about their perspective is such a red flag that the person speaking loves animals. And you know who loves animals? Zoophiles! Oh, you think that you should let your dog choose where to go on walks when you take them out? Sure, what's next? They're going to choose to walk right into your private parts? We all know what you're doing, you freaks. And talking about the "nutritional value" of the food that you're feeding your dog? Like, come on. What's that about? Why does your dog need more neutrients if not to be more willing to screw! These zoophiles probably think that buying your dog healthier food has the same effect as taking a girl out to a nice restaurant, hoping that they put out. I would never need to do that because I naturally attract women, but I've heard that's a tactic that some men do. Also what's the point of a nice restaurant when McDonalds gives you the same food for a much more reasonable budget? That's where I take all my first dates!
Speaking of food, did people not see the person that got exposed was a vegan? I mean, come on. It's like people aren't even looking. Why would someone be a vegan if not because they're a zoophile? Veganism exists as a zoophilic defense. They think because they don't put animals in their mouths in public, people will extra not assume they put animals in their mouths in private. I've heard all these vegans go on and on about how meat is "bad" and "evil" and "destroying the planet". But you know what's really destroying the planet? Dog fuckers and their moral depravity. If zoophiles have thier way, everyone will date animals instead of humans, and then there will be no more babies because everyone will get zoo diseases and die and then without humans what will happen to the planet? It'll die, obviously. How would all the other species in the world manage to exist without our benevolent human touch letting them prosper? My point being, veganism is a gateway to zoophilia, and anyone identifying as vegan is doing it to try and convince you to try and screw a horse.
Here's where I, xxxZoophileHater666xxx am different than your average zoophile hater though. I actually met this person, this exposed zoophile, in the flesh. That's right. While at a convention, a furry convention, doing in the field research, I happened to approach this person in the hallway. I'm on the carnivore diet you see, the *natural* state for human beings, eating only the flesh of other beings. It also gives me diarrhea, which is actually a good thing because my anus gets stretched less when I shit, therefore it's more straight than new wave "woke" pooping. However, when I need to use the bathroom, I need to find one fast. I approached the zoophile (not at the time knowing they were a zoophile (I mean, I knew of course they were at a furry convention I just didn't have time to vet them properly (really all of this was part of the zoophile vetting process and of course I got my answer))), and asked them where the bathroom was. They were in the middle of talking with someone, and didn't turn to answer me (rude), instead they turned and pointed.
My jaw hit the floor. I was shocked. Stunned. To see such a zoophilic display in public was insane. I nearly fought them right there, and I would have were I not surrounded in a den of furry degeneracy already. I'm sure I could probably take at least 100 furries in fight by myself, but I was holding my camera and that was expensive so I didn't want to risk one of those creeps going for my weak spot, so to speak. He pointed. With his hand. And arm I guess. He tried to communicate with me via **BODY LANGUAGE**. Not with our god given English, as we humans are supposed to use. Everyone knows body language is the tool of zoophiles, and how they pretend to be able to "communicate" with animals.
My mom has a dog, and when I go to visit her upstairs, I see the dog sometimes. It avoids me, as most animals do given my alpha energy, but sometimes I'll see my mom interact with it. One time, the dog happened to be standing by the door, and happened to be pawing at it, and my mom said "Oh he wants to go out" and asked if I could take it. I of course was forced to inform her that animals can't communicate, and that she was juxtaposing her human experience onto a much lesser creature unable to process the world on our level. She ended up taking him out instead, leaving me more time to perform research on social media. My mom obviously isn't a zoophile, but it just goes to show how their evil messaging can affect even normal people.
So yes, in short. I did know that this recently identified freak was a zoophile. The signs were clearly there for anyone who was really looking. Hopefully next time it doesn't take the person putting a zoophile flag in their bio and a zeta symbol in their name for the internet sleuths to figure it out. And to ZooLover69, whoever you are, I hope that you know that now that you're exposed, and people know that you're a zoophile, that you're done for buddy. All 40 of your X followers are going to block you, and you're going to lose all your cultural relevance. Get owned loser, shouldn't have chosen to be a zoophile.
This is xxxZoophileHater666xxx signing off. Stay vigilent friends, because you never know who might be one of them.
Article written by Tarro xxxZoophileHater666xxx (February 2026)
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